Alchemy Bytes #1: What Kind Of Superhero Are You?

An interactive, choose your own origin adventure lifted straight from the talented minds over at College Humor using my patented Awesome Beam (it just does awesome things) and, my keyboards slightly less original copy and paste function. Whilst you're there you should definitely take the time to check out all of their other awesome stuff too. Awesome.

Things aren’t going so well. You’re a nerdy, untalented guy without parents or motivation. Also you live in a suspiciously dangerous city for some reason. You often wonder if a huge inciting incident would finally inspire you to embrace your destiny and dedicate your life to justice, but what are the odds of that ever happening? 

- LET’S BEGIN!